Ryan: [upon learning Matt's given up sex for Lent] One - you can't do it. It's j... This isn't a personal attack towards you, I'm just saying that no man can do it. It goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed, Matt. You're gonna piss off the seeds, man! You're gonna... It goes against science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science?
Matt: [patiently] And two?
Ryan: Two - are you out of your fucking mind? You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich! You think you can go 40 days? Four... Do... This isn't normal. Did your brother put you up to this or something?
Matt: No. You know what? He's about as supportive as you are. And what do you care, anyway? This doesn't affect you in any way.
Ryan: You... This affects everyone.
Mandy: [Mandy describes to Matt the importance of women's power of abstinence] Women have been doing this since, well, forever, so we know all about the power. See, us having the power, that's part of the system, and by you taking the power, you're fucking with the system. And I think you see why we can't let that happen.
(Source: 40 Days and 40 Nights)
How much do you like to have sex when you’re in a relationship? Like, once a day, twice a day, three times a week, every so often? People get in relationships and just straight up stop having sex. People move in together and start to get focused on everything but sex. It’s really weird to me. You would think that now that you’re in the same place you would be like rabbits. Kids Know My Name by Dr. J, if you asked me.
And when you have sex, what turns you on the most about sex? A lot of people like to get a nut, but what about the other people who like to see another person get a nut? I think it’s tragic when women talk about not getting theirs every time. That’s not right.
I’ll give you some advice on keeping your relationship or just the person you dealing with happy. Have sex with them as often as possible.
I dated a chick who told me that she wasn’t all that into sex, didn’t need to have it everyday. That shit led to me drinking too much. I’m not even joking. I wonder what women who feel like that do when their man wants sex all the time. At night sometimes I lay in bed and I think, “What about all those women who are having sex right now and really don’t want to be having sex right now?” It’s funny to me how some women treat sex like it’s their job. It’s not funny, it’s attractive.
At the same time that I was writing this post I realized that it’s starting to bother me that I think about Kobe so frequently in the day. But does Vanessa have sex with Kobe every night? Like after a game. That must suck when he loses. I meant, hurt. What about after a road trip? That’s what sucks about dating an athlete right there. You have to bone him when you know he’s been boning some other chick. And if he rolls with Tiger, that means he prefers his women “rare.” Vanessa probably just be waiting at the door to see what Kobe bought her after a road trip. But on the real, he met her in high school, she’s probably into everything Kobe has told her to be into.
Random fact that I haven’t shared before. In the past three years I’ve been a life coach to eight people. Out of the eight, two were told that I would no longer be helping them because they don’t listen and they lie. The other six are all in relationships, one is engaged.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Morning Mail - 1.11.11
This is part of what I like to do when I post a quote or some lyrics from a rapper that I thought were pretty bold. I love Tupac because even if he was just an entertainer, he said some real ish, that a lot of people can look up to. Check out this quote from an interview about his beef with Mobb Deep:
"And that's the truest shit I could ever had written. Cause these niggas in Mobb Deep is little kids. When I was in jail, when they came out with that song, when they was like, "Thug Life, we still livin' it"... you know in that song that they have. I took it as a dis'. So from jail, I'm calling my lil' homies in Atlanta and was like, "yo, they got a show out there, get with them bustas". So my homeboys roll and was like, "what's up?", them niggas cowards. In the car looking forward like they didn't see my homboys going, "Thug Life muthafucka, what's poppin?". You know what I mean? So I hate niggas like that. And these is some young bustas who gettin' souped up by they block to come up against a muthafucka they don't even know. Mobb Deep, you know like I know I'll swallow them. Now if this was somebody I could fuck with, would I tell you? but Mobb Deep, I'll swallow them niggas. I would have a train on them niggas. You know what I mean? One of them niggas got sickle-cell, he barely breathing. He don't even want to see me. He would have a fuckin' seizure. They both weigh like 100 pounds, my lil homies is attackin' them. That's why I'm not even addressing the Mobb Deep issue. They're not even on my level. I find it disrespectful that they would even think they can attack me or the West Coast. So I don't even address those busta ass babies, and PLEASE print that.
Because it is on and poppin'. And when I say it's on and poppin', I mean when I see them niggas in the spot, it is on and poppin'. I'm not one of them fake diss record writing muthafuckas. Only time I won't rush a muthafucka, is because he straight up told me, he got respect for me, he don't want no drama. Because I ain't no bully. I'm not just gonna beat no muthafucka up because the crowd want to see it. If you don't see me rushin' them, that's because they Bowed Down.
Now them Mobb Deep fools they don't want it.. Chino XL, Mobb Deep , Bad Boy, Biggie , Lil Ceasar, Junior Mafia all of them is on our hitlist and I'm getting with them with my new click called The OUTLAWZ. It's some Jersey dudes who are keeping that east coast flava poppin'. It's some west coast dudes, southern dudes. It's the epitome of what I represent. you know what I mean?"
If Tupac was alive today, it would be unfathomable.
"And that's the truest shit I could ever had written. Cause these niggas in Mobb Deep is little kids. When I was in jail, when they came out with that song, when they was like, "Thug Life, we still livin' it"... you know in that song that they have. I took it as a dis'. So from jail, I'm calling my lil' homies in Atlanta and was like, "yo, they got a show out there, get with them bustas". So my homeboys roll and was like, "what's up?", them niggas cowards. In the car looking forward like they didn't see my homboys going, "Thug Life muthafucka, what's poppin?". You know what I mean? So I hate niggas like that. And these is some young bustas who gettin' souped up by they block to come up against a muthafucka they don't even know. Mobb Deep, you know like I know I'll swallow them. Now if this was somebody I could fuck with, would I tell you? but Mobb Deep, I'll swallow them niggas. I would have a train on them niggas. You know what I mean? One of them niggas got sickle-cell, he barely breathing. He don't even want to see me. He would have a fuckin' seizure. They both weigh like 100 pounds, my lil homies is attackin' them. That's why I'm not even addressing the Mobb Deep issue. They're not even on my level. I find it disrespectful that they would even think they can attack me or the West Coast. So I don't even address those busta ass babies, and PLEASE print that.
Because it is on and poppin'. And when I say it's on and poppin', I mean when I see them niggas in the spot, it is on and poppin'. I'm not one of them fake diss record writing muthafuckas. Only time I won't rush a muthafucka, is because he straight up told me, he got respect for me, he don't want no drama. Because I ain't no bully. I'm not just gonna beat no muthafucka up because the crowd want to see it. If you don't see me rushin' them, that's because they Bowed Down.
Now them Mobb Deep fools they don't want it.. Chino XL, Mobb Deep , Bad Boy, Biggie , Lil Ceasar, Junior Mafia all of them is on our hitlist and I'm getting with them with my new click called The OUTLAWZ. It's some Jersey dudes who are keeping that east coast flava poppin'. It's some west coast dudes, southern dudes. It's the epitome of what I represent. you know what I mean?"
If Tupac was alive today, it would be unfathomable.
Monday, January 10, 2011
Morning Mail - 1.10.11
Hank: People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.
(Source: Californication)
Watching Californication makes me want to move to Los Angeles like tomorrow. It’s amazing how in California, you can do nothing and still have fun and get mad chicks. To date, people who sleep on Californication need help, that show is hilarious.
For my male readers: Watch the first episode from this season on your DVR tonight, or leave work early and go watch that. There is something so epic in that episode. Please believe me!
The Lakers beat the Knicks. Is anybody surprised by that? It doesn’t make much sense to be surprised, I mean, they were supposed to beat the Knicks, that’s what happened.
I felt really bad for Michael Vick yesterday, but I was glad he didn’t throw David Akers under the bus. Don’t get it twisted though, that was Michael Vick in that game this weekend. And I didn’t bring this up since everybody was on his nuts, but he threw Kevin Kolb under the bus to get that starting job.
Some people don’t make any damn sense when they talk and it annoys the hell out of me. It’s one thing to disagree, it’s another thing to be legitimately dumb. Have you ever talked to someone and they didn’t make any sense to the point where you were shocked at their stupidity? You can’t say anything, so you just have to let them keep on keeping on.
I don’t think that LeBron is a villain, but I don’t think people like him anymore. I mean, at the end of the day going to Miami was a real bitch move. (Sort of like, how Georgetown won’t release these tickets for the Syracuse game in a few weeks.) I don’t know why people are still so upset with Kobe. A lot of it goes back to things that women don’t even care about anyway; white groupies, the cold, and wooden chairs. I don’t know any women who like wooden chairs, they’re just uncomfortable. What really trips me out is people who love Magic, but hate Kobe. That’s got to be weird. I’m a Laker fan so I can say this… Magic had that press conference and told America that he had contracted HIV. Magic was raw dogging these hoes at an all-time bat out of hell rate. Think about THIS, he tested positive after being tested. Think about all those women he was raw dogging at the time, they never mentioned them out of respect for Cookie. Think about that. Then think about if you still care that Kobe had sex with that white girl, who had two other men’s fluids inside of her. Think about that Magic stuff. And don’t even forget about AC Green and the fact that he was 38 years old and a virgin, and Magic’s roommate on the road. And then Magic came up with the monster and AC Green disappeared and allegedly started having sex with women. That shit don’t make no sense. Like at all.
Yes, this is the beginning of when I tell you that Kobe will never be as great as Michael, but he will be the clear #2 when it’s all said and done.
“Rehab is for quitters.” – Hank Moody
Life is Good. God is Good.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Morning Mail – 1.6.11
Reggie: I got chased by a motherfuckin' Mexican and a big white bitch today. Looking like a project power ranger, chasing me all over this place.
Gina: What are you talking about, Reggie?
Reggie: There was some kind of diamond heist near the beach today, right? Bucum, chasing me. I'm running. I accidentally hid in the back of the damn crooks' van.
Gina: A diamond heist, Reggie?
Reggie: Then they tried to kill me.
Gina: So, what happened after that? How did you escape?
Reggie: How did I escape? You know how I escaped. I fought my way up out of there.
[wildly hitting at the air]
Reggie: I hit about five dudes, knocked about three bitches down. You know I don't play, Gina.
Gina: Baby, you can't fight.
Reggie: Who can't fight? I was knockin'. I hit this one dude. He ran up on me. I was like, "Mmm!" [wildly hitting at the air]
Reggie: He hit me in the head twice. And I did... Look. And I grabbed. And then he hit me one more time. You can't tell me. See, I'm nervous and paranoid, man.
(Source: All About the Benjamins)
I’m at SingleBlackMale.org today, check me out here.
Gina: What are you talking about, Reggie?
Reggie: There was some kind of diamond heist near the beach today, right? Bucum, chasing me. I'm running. I accidentally hid in the back of the damn crooks' van.
Gina: A diamond heist, Reggie?
Reggie: Then they tried to kill me.
Gina: So, what happened after that? How did you escape?
Reggie: How did I escape? You know how I escaped. I fought my way up out of there.
[wildly hitting at the air]
Reggie: I hit about five dudes, knocked about three bitches down. You know I don't play, Gina.
Gina: Baby, you can't fight.
Reggie: Who can't fight? I was knockin'. I hit this one dude. He ran up on me. I was like, "Mmm!" [wildly hitting at the air]
Reggie: He hit me in the head twice. And I did... Look. And I grabbed. And then he hit me one more time. You can't tell me. See, I'm nervous and paranoid, man.
(Source: All About the Benjamins)
I’m at SingleBlackMale.org today, check me out here.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Morning Mail - 1.5.11
Dollar Bill: Stripping business started in Africa. Long time ago, long long time ago, white man went to Africa. And he saw all these bootiful black women, walking around, dancing, working, living, in the nude. Bucked Nakeds! You could see their public hairs. This white man went from village to village to seek out these bootiful black women, watching them perform, in the nude. TITTIES! Asses. Free. White man got an idea. He figure he go back to Europe and start the same type of business, taking away from our black women, trying to get them white bitches to dance the same identical way, huh? But to no avail. Wasn't no shame in our black women walking around BUCKED NAKED! So he went over to Europe and tried the same thang. Them white bitches told that white man the must bootiful words you ever want to hear in our profession.
Ebony: What did she say?
Dollar Bill: Baby, them white bitches looked that white man dead in the eye and told him, "Fuck that. Pay me!" Ha ha! That's why I get 30 percent.
Ebony: When can I start?
Dollar Bill: Immedjately.
(Source: The Player’s Club)
And that right there, this shit right here, is why Kim Kardashian is a smart ass woman.
I swear to you right now, I had an epiphany about plastic surgery… this has nothing to do with Kim K. either. Wait until Black people can afford that joint on the regular! See Black people used to be teasing white people for their parties and their club activities of going out and just getting wasted. That was because we was spending $3 on a pack of Black & Milds, $1.25 on a 40 of O.E. (Chicks got the Mystic for $2.25 – Peep that Black women’s drinks always been more expensive!), and recording the Hot 7 and 7 on cassette tape and having house parties. We was broke. Now that we got money, man we in the club more than white people. Now think about coke. Black people outside of like Rick James and Richard Pryor was too broke to afford that shit, so they never did it. Nowadays, shoooooot, you can’t go nowhere and not see some Black people coked out of their mind. Kid Cudi… Kanye West… Rick Ross… all your friends that be in the club until 5AM just standing there without any ill effects.
When Black people can afford breast augmentation on the reg, watch what happens. Ain’t gonna be no more Black women out here with fat asses and no breasts, they gonna get that fixed. And actually every Black woman is going to get a fat ass just be normal or something. Or maybe, just maybe, Black women will get ass reductions to start a new trend or something, because they are trend setters. But I tell you one thing, Black women are going to get nice legs, lipo and get rid of them I eat fried chicken on the reg guts they be having. Soon as they can afford it. You know how many baby mothers pray they could get a tummy tuck EVERY DAMN DAY?! Wait until Black people can afford plastic surgery all this talk about Coco and Heidi Montag is going to go right out the door, trust me on dat.
Is it plastic surgery if you take stomach fat and put it in your ass? Around here we call that recycling.
Smokey: Well round here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...
(Source: Friday)
That line gets me every time.
Happy Founder’s Day to the Kappas. They still stealing our hoes, I mean, women.
I find myself in the moodiest of moods on Wednesday.
Looks like my Niners have hired a General Manager. Shut up Vernon.
The Lakers won last night, the Syracuse Orange could beat the Detroit Pistons, but that’s neither here nor there.
I still believe deep inside that the reason Waka Flocka is the hottest emcee in the game is because he speaks to a part of us that we know exists. Maybe we should stop ignoring it. While I’m on the subject of hip hop, this Trina and Lola Luv bond is awkward to me. NOBODY ever thought Trina was a good rapper, she was just good to look at, and you know she probably slept her way to a deal. I can see the irony in her putting Lola Luv on. I’ve met Lola she’s actually a real person. I just wish she would go back to modeling and doing music videos. I would tell her that to her face too.
Think about this, MLK day is coming up. You know that DC does this better than anyone in de world. You should buy a ticket, heck buy two tickets and bring a friend.
Here’s a secret that most women need to know about Facebook. You want to know why he didn’t ever message you after you became friends on Facebook. (People believe that all dating is predicated off Facebook connections nowadays.) Because when a man becomes friends with you on Facebook, he goes STRAIGHT for the Spring Break or vacation pictures of you in a bathing suit. If you don’t have any pictures showing some skin, he thinks things.
As a man, let me tell you what I look for:
- Spring Break pictures
- Mutual Friends
- Does your weight fluctuate?
- You better have pictures with you and another dude in a relationship or hugging or something because if not, I’m going to think you’d never put up those pictures just to keep your pimp hustle clean.
- Who are your friends?
Life is good. God is good.
Question: If you found out that Heaven was going to be boring and there was no bar and you had to listen to hymns for the rest of eternity, would you elect to go to Hell. Now, Hell is a non-stop party, there’s a bar and various different stages where all your popular DJs can be seen spinning. It looks like Rehab in Vegas. And Heaven looks like a retirement home. What would you do? (I’m going to blog about this, so don’t steal my shit.) But let me see your answer.
Ebony: What did she say?
Dollar Bill: Baby, them white bitches looked that white man dead in the eye and told him, "Fuck that. Pay me!" Ha ha! That's why I get 30 percent.
Ebony: When can I start?
Dollar Bill: Immedjately.
(Source: The Player’s Club)
And that right there, this shit right here, is why Kim Kardashian is a smart ass woman.
I swear to you right now, I had an epiphany about plastic surgery… this has nothing to do with Kim K. either. Wait until Black people can afford that joint on the regular! See Black people used to be teasing white people for their parties and their club activities of going out and just getting wasted. That was because we was spending $3 on a pack of Black & Milds, $1.25 on a 40 of O.E. (Chicks got the Mystic for $2.25 – Peep that Black women’s drinks always been more expensive!), and recording the Hot 7 and 7 on cassette tape and having house parties. We was broke. Now that we got money, man we in the club more than white people. Now think about coke. Black people outside of like Rick James and Richard Pryor was too broke to afford that shit, so they never did it. Nowadays, shoooooot, you can’t go nowhere and not see some Black people coked out of their mind. Kid Cudi… Kanye West… Rick Ross… all your friends that be in the club until 5AM just standing there without any ill effects.
When Black people can afford breast augmentation on the reg, watch what happens. Ain’t gonna be no more Black women out here with fat asses and no breasts, they gonna get that fixed. And actually every Black woman is going to get a fat ass just be normal or something. Or maybe, just maybe, Black women will get ass reductions to start a new trend or something, because they are trend setters. But I tell you one thing, Black women are going to get nice legs, lipo and get rid of them I eat fried chicken on the reg guts they be having. Soon as they can afford it. You know how many baby mothers pray they could get a tummy tuck EVERY DAMN DAY?! Wait until Black people can afford plastic surgery all this talk about Coco and Heidi Montag is going to go right out the door, trust me on dat.
Is it plastic surgery if you take stomach fat and put it in your ass? Around here we call that recycling.
Smokey: Well round here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...
(Source: Friday)
That line gets me every time.
Happy Founder’s Day to the Kappas. They still stealing our hoes, I mean, women.
I find myself in the moodiest of moods on Wednesday.
Looks like my Niners have hired a General Manager. Shut up Vernon.
The Lakers won last night, the Syracuse Orange could beat the Detroit Pistons, but that’s neither here nor there.
I still believe deep inside that the reason Waka Flocka is the hottest emcee in the game is because he speaks to a part of us that we know exists. Maybe we should stop ignoring it. While I’m on the subject of hip hop, this Trina and Lola Luv bond is awkward to me. NOBODY ever thought Trina was a good rapper, she was just good to look at, and you know she probably slept her way to a deal. I can see the irony in her putting Lola Luv on. I’ve met Lola she’s actually a real person. I just wish she would go back to modeling and doing music videos. I would tell her that to her face too.
Think about this, MLK day is coming up. You know that DC does this better than anyone in de world. You should buy a ticket, heck buy two tickets and bring a friend.
Here’s a secret that most women need to know about Facebook. You want to know why he didn’t ever message you after you became friends on Facebook. (People believe that all dating is predicated off Facebook connections nowadays.) Because when a man becomes friends with you on Facebook, he goes STRAIGHT for the Spring Break or vacation pictures of you in a bathing suit. If you don’t have any pictures showing some skin, he thinks things.
As a man, let me tell you what I look for:
- Spring Break pictures
- Mutual Friends
- Does your weight fluctuate?
- You better have pictures with you and another dude in a relationship or hugging or something because if not, I’m going to think you’d never put up those pictures just to keep your pimp hustle clean.
- Who are your friends?
Life is good. God is good.
Question: If you found out that Heaven was going to be boring and there was no bar and you had to listen to hymns for the rest of eternity, would you elect to go to Hell. Now, Hell is a non-stop party, there’s a bar and various different stages where all your popular DJs can be seen spinning. It looks like Rehab in Vegas. And Heaven looks like a retirement home. What would you do? (I’m going to blog about this, so don’t steal my shit.) But let me see your answer.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Morning Mail - 1.4.11
Harry Burns: I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
(Source: When Harry Met Sally)
Do you think there’s a time limit on falling in love? We all have friends who fall in love too quickly, but some people fall in love because they’ve met a really perfect match for them. Do you think there’s a time limit on falling in love? Probably not, but I don’t know if you should say it too early.
Sex, when is too early to have it? Let me go dig up this gchat conversation…
Amina: What's a respectable amount of time for a girl our age to wait to have sex? Back in the day it used to be like 3 to 4 weeks. Lol but that was in college where u was in someone’s face everyday for 21 days. I've talked to dudes recently who say that anything after the first day is cool now lol. What are your thoughts?
me: Hmm
Amina: I think its 14 days of hanging out. Not nec. consecutively
me: Naw
Amina: Lol. Idk I think that's reasonable
me: I'm trying to catch a bus. Hold on.
me: Well I think you should do it whenever you feel comfortable. If you believe in love at first sight or under certain circumstances the first date is fine. Just don't make it easy.
Amina: Yeah I mean I pretty much always feel comfortable lol. BUT its better to wait
Me: Like if he says send me a pic. And you smash the next time. Hoe, no whore. I think you have to focus on the other thing. The real question is what makes you comfortable.
Respect.
Priority.
If I get pregnant or is he clean?
Short term or long term outlook here.
Amina: True true
me: Time is almost irrelevant. Like what if its long distance and you talk all the time for months? Amina: Yeah but the only reason it might be is to check for consistency.
me: Build a bond. Then he comes to visit or you go visit. If you've already established that romantic bond. You can have sex.
Amina: Yeah
me: Consistency. That's key.
Amina: It really is. I've learned my lesson with a popping in and out ass fool.
Natalie Portman is still a sexy animal.
I'm sorry but if you are over the age of 21, you cannot be on the train listening to go-go so loud that I can hear it through your headphones.
Does anybody else find the intro to Two and Half Men to be extremely disturbing?
Harry Burns: It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.
(Source: When Harry Met Sally)
Life is good. God is good.
(Source: When Harry Met Sally)
Do you think there’s a time limit on falling in love? We all have friends who fall in love too quickly, but some people fall in love because they’ve met a really perfect match for them. Do you think there’s a time limit on falling in love? Probably not, but I don’t know if you should say it too early.
Sex, when is too early to have it? Let me go dig up this gchat conversation…
Amina: What's a respectable amount of time for a girl our age to wait to have sex? Back in the day it used to be like 3 to 4 weeks. Lol but that was in college where u was in someone’s face everyday for 21 days. I've talked to dudes recently who say that anything after the first day is cool now lol. What are your thoughts?
me: Hmm
Amina: I think its 14 days of hanging out. Not nec. consecutively
me: Naw
Amina: Lol. Idk I think that's reasonable
me: I'm trying to catch a bus. Hold on.
me: Well I think you should do it whenever you feel comfortable. If you believe in love at first sight or under certain circumstances the first date is fine. Just don't make it easy.
Amina: Yeah I mean I pretty much always feel comfortable lol. BUT its better to wait
Me: Like if he says send me a pic. And you smash the next time. Hoe, no whore. I think you have to focus on the other thing. The real question is what makes you comfortable.
Respect.
Priority.
If I get pregnant or is he clean?
Short term or long term outlook here.
Amina: True true
me: Time is almost irrelevant. Like what if its long distance and you talk all the time for months? Amina: Yeah but the only reason it might be is to check for consistency.
me: Build a bond. Then he comes to visit or you go visit. If you've already established that romantic bond. You can have sex.
Amina: Yeah
me: Consistency. That's key.
Amina: It really is. I've learned my lesson with a popping in and out ass fool.
Natalie Portman is still a sexy animal.
I'm sorry but if you are over the age of 21, you cannot be on the train listening to go-go so loud that I can hear it through your headphones.
Does anybody else find the intro to Two and Half Men to be extremely disturbing?
Harry Burns: It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.
(Source: When Harry Met Sally)
Life is good. God is good.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Morning Mail – 1.3.11
Burke: I happen to know a thing or two about people. You get approached a lot. Probably have since the day you strapped on your first training bra. But you're smart, and you're creative, and you're caring and big... But, how come the guys only see the package it comes in, sure... you're flattered. But ultimately, ultimately it's tiresome because it has nothing to do with you. You were born that way, you can't take credit for it. Your insides though, that's yours. That's what you want someone to truly see. Even a stranger. Ergo... you fake a handicap. Rather than to have a conversation with a fellow human being. You prefer sign language? Fine. [shows middle finger]
(Source: Love, Happens)
Love, Happens is a great movie. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I thought the story was tragic, but also it was one that we can take a lot away from. Mainly, thinking about the fact that the main character had his own demons with which he battled, but chose to spend most of his time helping others deal with theirs. I know that many relationship bloggers are the exact same way. I tell people to stay talking to, or stop putting themselves in positions all the time, that I haven’t convinced myself to stay out of. This is why I’ll always caveat my messages by saying, “Listen we wouldn’t be here, if we weren’t here, because we all know that these things happen.”
Also, saw Up In The Air. I think this movie is the male version of, “Devil Wears Prada.” Same concept, same outcome.
Gale: Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
Gale: Well, we can help, can't we? I mean, we certainly don't have any leads. Have you located Sidney's father yet?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: No, not yet.
Gale: Well, he's not a suspect, is he?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: We haven't ruled him out as a possibility.
[He becomes aware that he is gazing too long at her eyes]
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: If you'll excuse me.
[Dewey turns away, but Gale pursues and grabs his arm]
Gale: I'm sorry, am I keeping you?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: [Turning back to her, he removes his hat] If I may say so, Miss Weathers, you are much prettier in person.
[He gives her a flirty smile and turns away again to run up the school steps]
Gale: [delighted] So you do watch the show!
[Dewey stops and turns back]
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I'm 25. I was 24 for a whole year.
(Source: Scream)
So I read this in an article over the weekend,
During the long on-air chat with Howard Stern on his radio show Wednesday, Arquette, 39, said that his psychologist, whom he sees once a week, believes he's having a "nervous breakdown."
"I've been drinking a lot," said Arquette. "[But I don't] want to go into all that, because it's really a personal, traumatic thing."
He added: "[Courteney] said she doesn't want to be my mother. I kind of need a mother right now. I need a girl to come bring me some soup and make sure I'm all right. I like that, and I take care of my ladies, too."
(Source: People Magazine)
A lot of people use alcohol to chase away their problems. This guy broke up with his wife and is in a downward spiral. Everybody has been there before. If someone tells you they have never had a spiral in their life, they’re lying, don’t trust anything else they say to you. Pray for David though.
Ke$ha scares me.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. No wonder so many beautiful people have low self-esteem.
Finding out a man you've been sleeping with is now engaged is like getting laid off. Nothing you can do, just don't make a scene.
You can always tell a man’s mistress at his funeral. But at that point, he doesn’t care.
I’m done… lol.
Life is good. God is good.
Oh and Happy New Year.
Was I the only one who saw Black Swan and kept saying to himself, "Damn Natalie, you'a crazy bitch."
(Source: Love, Happens)
Love, Happens is a great movie. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I thought the story was tragic, but also it was one that we can take a lot away from. Mainly, thinking about the fact that the main character had his own demons with which he battled, but chose to spend most of his time helping others deal with theirs. I know that many relationship bloggers are the exact same way. I tell people to stay talking to, or stop putting themselves in positions all the time, that I haven’t convinced myself to stay out of. This is why I’ll always caveat my messages by saying, “Listen we wouldn’t be here, if we weren’t here, because we all know that these things happen.”
Also, saw Up In The Air. I think this movie is the male version of, “Devil Wears Prada.” Same concept, same outcome.
Gale: Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
Gale: Well, we can help, can't we? I mean, we certainly don't have any leads. Have you located Sidney's father yet?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: No, not yet.
Gale: Well, he's not a suspect, is he?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: We haven't ruled him out as a possibility.
[He becomes aware that he is gazing too long at her eyes]
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: If you'll excuse me.
[Dewey turns away, but Gale pursues and grabs his arm]
Gale: I'm sorry, am I keeping you?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: [Turning back to her, he removes his hat] If I may say so, Miss Weathers, you are much prettier in person.
[He gives her a flirty smile and turns away again to run up the school steps]
Gale: [delighted] So you do watch the show!
[Dewey stops and turns back]
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I'm 25. I was 24 for a whole year.
(Source: Scream)
So I read this in an article over the weekend,
During the long on-air chat with Howard Stern on his radio show Wednesday, Arquette, 39, said that his psychologist, whom he sees once a week, believes he's having a "nervous breakdown."
"I've been drinking a lot," said Arquette. "[But I don't] want to go into all that, because it's really a personal, traumatic thing."
He added: "[Courteney] said she doesn't want to be my mother. I kind of need a mother right now. I need a girl to come bring me some soup and make sure I'm all right. I like that, and I take care of my ladies, too."
(Source: People Magazine)
A lot of people use alcohol to chase away their problems. This guy broke up with his wife and is in a downward spiral. Everybody has been there before. If someone tells you they have never had a spiral in their life, they’re lying, don’t trust anything else they say to you. Pray for David though.
Ke$ha scares me.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. No wonder so many beautiful people have low self-esteem.
Finding out a man you've been sleeping with is now engaged is like getting laid off. Nothing you can do, just don't make a scene.
You can always tell a man’s mistress at his funeral. But at that point, he doesn’t care.
I’m done… lol.
Life is good. God is good.
Oh and Happy New Year.
Was I the only one who saw Black Swan and kept saying to himself, "Damn Natalie, you'a crazy bitch."
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