Words Women Say

Everyone knows that when a woman says, “I’m fine” they really don’t mean it. And if they say, “Don’t worry about it” they really mean, “I’ll take care of it.” However, do we really know what women mean when they say what they say to us? I mean we all realize that men and women speak very different languages. You know, Venus vs. Mars? Well, I’m going to spill the beans on four important terms you need to know about your woman.

1. If your chick said she, “snuggled or cuddled” or cuddled with someone, that’s to be interpreted as spooning with stroking. Now if she says to you, “He was my cuddle buddy, but nothing ever happened” you should probably drop her. That’s almost as bad as, “my dog ate my homework.”

2. Now if you ask your chick about a guy and she says anything involving the word, “interesting.” It is INTERESTING. Meaning they probably used to sleep together under some shady circumstances. Expect a story along these lines, “Well, my homegirl liked him, but he was really into me. Since she was my roommate we had to keep it on the low.”

3. I hate when a girl says, “I’m sure I’ve been somebody’s jumpoff.” You know damn well you were a jumpoff when you was doing jumpoff behavior. If a dude only calls you for sex and doesn’t ever suggest taking you out in public. You’re his jumpoff. Now let me caveat this and add, some women don’t mind having this type of relationship. However, women got to recognize real and be real, you were a jumpoff. And that’s okay, you gotta do what you gotta do.

4. “Hooked up.” Everyone as far as the negrodom reaches has wondered what this means. It means they slept together. Deductive reasoning here, (look it up dummies); if she kissed him, she would say we kissed, if she made out of with him, she would say we made out, and so on and so forth. That leads you to the final result, she just doesn’t want to say, “we had sex.” She probably doesn’t want you to know that she is capable of having sex with a guy and there not being a relationship or even a second time. The majority of women have “hooked up” before. #kanyeshrug.

Now here’s what’s going to happen, a few of you are going to say, when I say I cuddled with a guy I meant just that we cuddled. But never the less, I’m interested to hear what you guys have to say on the topic.