|She didn't even suck her teeth, she took to the ground and gave herself a hug.|
As a man though, you’ll never have to worry about doing something that causes you question your morals. I think one time in my life did I have to question my morals and that was because this chick came over to my house and took out a belt. As I’m thinking, does she want me to whip her ass with this shit, she said, “Now choke me.” I had this vision of her dying and me trying to explain how that shit happened and I looked at her and said, “F*ck no.” And that was about the closest I’ve ever came to losing my morals. Wait, that same chick asked me to slap her across the face … and after I did it, she said, “Harder, stop being a p*ssy!” (Side note, remember when BIG said, “So after I shits on the bitch”?) What it really comes down to is this, in order to please a woman you might have pull something, smack something, call her a few names or stick a thumb in the outhole. That’s about as far as it goes! But if you’re a woman, you better prepare yourself for the worst.
|Thought for sure the Asian girl would be a freak. |
I found out that this is actually myth.
|Still scared of this b*tch.|
And not for nothing let’s list all the things that women have to do that kind of is messed up:
|He done put her fine ass thru so much|
she wearing tutus to games. Her kids
gotta ask, "Mommy, where the f*ck you think
you going dressed like that?"
Backdoor Policies. If you want to get a good laugh, even if you’re not serious about it, jokingly say to your lady, “hey we should try anal.” You have to sell it though, so wait until it’s a nice romantic evening or something. When she starts giving you a list of rules, bust out laughing because you know that she done had to come up with some rules because some shit went down the wrong way the last time she let a dude back there. Kobe!
No call and no come. Men are some funny individuals, but perhaps the most effed up thing in the world that women have to put up with is when a man gets his and she doesn’t get hers. How many women are having sex with their husbands tonight and he will bust a nut and she will just have some sex? That shit don’t make no sense to me. That’s like people who say, “I don’t care about winning or losing, I just like to play the game.” Eff. That. The goal is the nut, it’s actually not only the goal, it’s the instigator, motivation and the reward of sex. The simple fact that women have gotten used to not coming is just pathetic. You have to say stupid shit to yourself like, “I just don’t come from sex.” That’s a freaking lie, I won’t call her out, but a girl told me that one time, I told her to go find a man to f*ck her like a virgin ... she came fo’ times. But the point is, I feel sorry that so many women lay down for sex and get up with no reward.
You see? It’s all messed up in the game. I can’t call it. I feel sorry for women because they have to put up with that crap. It’s like you found a man who loves you, and will take care of you, won’t cheat on you all that much, comes home with his paycheck and whatnot and then what happens? He goes, “baby have you ever tried a strap-on?” Now you shaking your head at your man like, “Great job Jenn, you sure do know how to pick them.” Shiiiit, and people say you shouldn’t talk about sex on the first date; read this article a few more times today and I bet you’ll have a bunch of questions to ask the next time you go out with a guy.