Bridget: Resolution #1: Uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: Always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.
(Source: Bridget Jones’s Diary)
I think more Black people would benefit from watching movies with white people in them.
How many people have made statements like the one above? I have never thought I needed to lose 20 lbs, that would not be a good look for me. However, I think as we grow and mature we create this never-ending list of who we will no longer date as long as we live. The irony is that somehow we always end up dating those types again. I can only speak for myself but I know too many women who I’ve dated who told themselves that they would never date another guy who was charming and had a lot of female friends. Months later, when they are cussing me out in public, I am confused.
If anybody can tell me what a megalomaniac or emotional fuckwit is, I would greatly appreciate it.
Today’s a double quote day because I can’t leave this next topic alone.
Charlie: It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.
(Source: 20/20: Charlie Sheen on his daily life.)
Charlie Sheen wakes up every morning to the lyric: “BITCH I’M A MONSTER!”
He is also a G.
He also has a very good point. I’m inclined to agree with him that Charlie was way more messed up than he is now and they kept filming the show. There is definitely a power struggle going on over there and it’s all a big cock fight that’s not ending in anyone’s favor. Charlie was high as the rent and their ratings went up. The dictator over there is just mad that Charlie fronted him on a nationally syndicated radio show. He might want to get over that and get this paper with Charlie.
I need those goddesses in my life.
This headline bothers me greatly: Harvard’s Black Gay GOP Chaplain dies
And that’s all I have for today.
Life is good. God is good.
Headed to Applebee’s, hungry as a …