Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Morning Mail – 8.18.10

Stephen: Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. It still doesn't mean anything. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. It's the only thing that counts.
(Source: The Last Kiss)

If we can all internalize this quote, we will be better for life.

Kim Kardashian makes men do things they can’t explain except by saying; “I mean… um… um… what I’m supposed to say?”

That Armenian clause is what we like to call a… GOOD… LOOK…

In my strongest DC accent, “Comcast is some straight b*tches.”

However, I will have Showtime in time for Californication.

This should be of no surprise to any of you, but I’m through with that car. Midtown and Strafe were right, that car is bad luck. Now that I’m in a position to get rid of it, I’m doing so expeditiously. Plus, I stopped driving like 2 years ago anyway. If it ain’t a tour bus, or a cab, someone will just have to come pick me up.

The youth and their nicknames are just too much these days.

I’ll share an excerpt of an email with me and my frat brother from last Friday that still brings me to tears when I read it:

She'll make you wish you never have a daughter. Frat, if my daughter is in porno, don't watch that ish.

I cant guarantee that jk jk I wouldn't watch it. Unless she was a dime....i dunno man its too early to tell. I mean what if she was BAD like BAD to the point where u like, if you wasn't my daughter.....i have issues i dunno.

The reason why I asked if folks are superstitious is because the fondue spot has been a staple in my dating life since I graduated, but I’ve sworn to never do anything I did in my last relationship ever again. But today, (*Papi stomps the floor and raises his hand in authority*), we are going back to the fondue spot.

I can understand why you wouldn’t marry a chick because she’s on tape effing some other dude, but then again, none of us would be watching if we didn’t want to eff her too, lol.

Like Reggie from 3…

Life is good. God is good.


Streetz said...

lmaoo chuurch

Lola said...

"I have issues.... i dunno"


NC17 said...