Johnny Quid: You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks on the end of the piano?
Johnny Quid: All you need to know about life is retained in those four walls. You will notice that one of your personalities is seduced by the illusions of grandeur - the gold packet of king size with a regal insignia, an attractive implication towards grandeur and wealth, the subtle suggestion that cigarettes are indeed your royal and loyal friends, and that, Pete, is a lie.
Johnny Quid: Your other personality is trying to draw your attention to the flip side of the discussion, written in boring bold black and white, it's a statement that these neat little soldiers of death and in fact trying to kill you and that, Pete, is the truth.
Johnny Quid: Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and i'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren.
Johnny Quid: That that starts sweet ends bitter, and that which starts bitter ends sweet.
Johnny Quid: That is why you and i love the drugs and that is also why I cannot give that painting back. now please, pass me a light.
Pete: Oh you are something special, Mr johnny Quid.
Guy Ritchie movies are the best hands down. I dare anyone to argue this point with me.
Have you ever thought how your network would change if you decided that you wanted to be sober?
I think that women give off a glow after they have sex. I also think that men have it in their mind that once a woman is turned on, that it’s like a lowered dam. Everything can get in there. I’m not convinced that they are wrong.
I really don’t know why I ever started working, should have never came here to begin with.
I don’t think that anyone should ever hold themselves prisoner to their mistakes. The only way to truly move on is to let it go. The truth shall set you free. You spend more time covering up a lie than you would if you admitted fault and just dealt with the consequences.
I strive for perfection and expect the same out of my women. I hate when a women is like, “It’s good enough.” If you can do your best, then do your best.
That’s probably why it takes me so long to get ready at night too. Why did I get in the shower at 1AM last Friday to go out?
I still haven’t reconciled with a friend after she tried to G me. I don’t know if I miss her.
Have you ever wanted a friend to get back with her boyfriend because he was a cool dude? Have you ever wanted a friend to not get back with her boyfriend because he was an asshole all the time and you just never said nothing?
Death to the friends who know you shouldn’t be with someone but let it ride anyway.
Caviar now goes by the name Bethany Benz and already has a few videos out.
I don’t feel bad for looking at #tittytuesday, #wetwednesday or #thongthursday. And more women than would like to admit it, look too.
Did anyone notice I changed my bio on Twitter?
It’s so hard to explain to someone what my priorities in life are. A lot of times people aren’t satisfied with knowing that they aren’t your top priority. And a lot of people won’t stop talking to you, or get disappointed when you say I’m busy. Therefore, they just get ignored. I’m not trying to be mean, but like it’s but only so much I can do.
Can anyone else tell I’m overwhelmed?!
Thanks to my GFIDHSW for stepping up and offering to edit my articles for spelling, grammar and content!
To those of you who read the morning mail and don’t understand it, or understand it, or at least appreciate that it is different than 99% of the other content on the internet. I thank you. I don’t want to be one of those self-pretentious bastards. I’m always thankful, I get on a soapbox, but when I come down, I thank everyone for listening. And to be honest with you, if I wasn’t listening to all of you, I wouldn’t have anything to say. People are my content.
Life is good. God is good.