Monday, May 2, 2011

Morning Mail - 5.2.11

Vincent: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.

Neil: There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.
(Let’s try something different, you tell me which movie.)

There is little reason to believe that Osama Bin Laden was magically discovered and killed last week. However, instead of discussing the how, let’s be happy with the what.

I would like to say that if I could pick a big sister it would be … well she knows who she is.

Is it bad that I move my work time from 10:30 – 6:30 because of the NBA Playoffs? Nope, I didn’t think so either, so with that said, I’ll be live tweeting from the crib for the playoffs.

I need the President to be a bit more punctual that he was last night. At least he could have sent Biden out there at first to say something. I’m starting to think you need an opening act for everything. And whoever leaked the information still should get kicked out the Cabinet.

If I have to tell these people at my job one more time to sit down and not stand over people’s shoulders. Or to remind them that if they want to have a meeting to get a conference room instead of standing around a person’s desk talking loudly and interrupting everyone else.

My eBook is coming May 17th. Stay tuned for that. It’s going to be great, I’m sure you all will like it.

I keep harping on this but this is one of the reasons why I think that a man should just do whatever he wants in terms of relationships and women. No matter what he does, he still comes out as the bad guy. It’s like if a woman is interested in you, you are expected to like her back. I’m sorry, but doesn’t the man have the right to not like you. Apparently not, it seems like if a girl likes you and you don’t like her back, then she can go around telling everyone in the world that you are a bad guy because you wouldn’t talk to her. In fact, in her frustration, she might say something like, “He only likes those pretty women.”

Sounds like, “F*ck that bitch” to me.

Added to my checklist: Must be willing to try anything. Anything… anything.

I’m heated about something today, but I can’t actually put it down on paper because it would ruin my own promotion. But I’m going to attempt to do something about it rather than sit around complaining about it. I just think it’s ridiculous how some people act on the internet.

Fuck that, tell me this, if you are a blogger and you spend so much damn time in front of your computer blogging and tweeting, how thee fuck does it take you two weeks to respond to an email? You know why, because you’re a bird. I can see that I’m going to have to make an exit soon because this ship is going to go down quicker than Slam Poetry in 2006.

Life is good. God is always on time and good.

To asterisk one cuss word, but not another. Classic. Like when your elders spelled the curse words.


KaytieDyd said...

Can't think of the movie, but I can see the scene--Al and Robert.

Anonymous said...

Kema says...

Heat lol!

Anonymous said...

Love you blog, and loved Heat.

SaneN85 said...

So are you just not putting the movie anymore? I feel like you have issued a challenge to me with that.

Also, I think I can guess who your big sis would be.

Anonymous said...

Obama wasnt late! The press was too early and leaked the news before he could.
Oh well.
By the way, your fake Obama retweets were hilarious.

Lenore said...

Loved this! I have no idea what the movie was. Now I know from reading the replies.