Monday, July 19, 2010

Morning Mail – 7.19.10

Debbie: Well, what'd you do last Wednesday night when you said you went to see a band?
Pete: I went to the movies.
Debbie: With who?
Pete: By myself.
Debbie: What'd you see?
Pete: Spider-Man 3.
Debbie: Why do you want to go by yourself? Why didn't you ask me to go?
Pete: Because I needed to get away, you know. With work and you and the kids, sometimes I just need some time to myself.
Debbie: I need time for myself. I want time for myself, too.
[Debbie holds back tears]
Debbie: You're not the only one.
Pete: It's not that big of a deal.
Debbie: I like Spider-Man.
Pete: Okay, so let's see Spider-Man 3 next week.
Debbie: I don't want to go see it now.
Pete: Well...
Debbie: I don't want to have to ask you to ask me. I want you to just come up with it on your own.
Pete: What? I don't even know what to say. Uh, what do you want me to do?
Debbie: You just think because you don't yell that you're not mean, but this is mean.
Pete: I'm not being mean. I'm being honest. You're telling me I need to be honest. Just...
Debbie: No, you're not. You're lying.
Pete: I'm doing it because I need to keep my sanity a little bit.
Debbie: You know what? I don't want you at the house anymore. Okay?
Pete: Come on.
(Source: Knocked Up)

Pasta and Sauce pairings…

As an only child I have some odd habits, but they make sense, I mean hobbies: piano, poetry/writing, and cooking. See? Things that a person does alone.

Decided that The Hangover is funnier than Pineapple Express, here’s the thing though; if not for Allen, Pineapple Express would win by far. If you take away him, it’s just 4 random guys in Vegas who can’t get anything right.

On the low, for a man, Knocked Up is WAY funnier.

Everyone has a friend who overstays their welcome. Everyone also has a friend who may be a tad socially awkward.

I missed the MIH Heatwave BBQ, there are just some events that I cannot make.

On the low, this whole buppie network is getting to be a bore. I find that people are so superficial and it’s worse than high school. Everyone is putting on a show, but I’m just not sure why. We’re all six minutes from greatness, but happy with the fact that we know someone who is doing their thing, rather than being the ones doing our thing.

And with that, I’m going to let it marinate.

Life is good, God is good.

1 comment:

SaneN85 said...

That's like saying "if not for Bruce Willis, Die Hard would be a sh*t movie". You can't remove a very integral part of a movie and it still be the same move. If not for James Franco (who is on General Hospital right now, btw), Pineapple Express wouldn't have been as funny. Also, woman, but I have better movie tastes than most men LOL), if only because there was no Katherine Heigl and a lot more Bradley Cooper.