Morning Mail – 7.28.10

Mitch: Whatever happened to privacy?
Slim: Well, I guess it's dead, along with chivalry and fidelity.
(Source: Enough)

I can watch this movie over and over again.

I have a real bad habit of counting the amount of pregnant women I see. I go some days where I may count as many as six or seven.

Pregnant Woman Politics of Dr. J
- I do not like when I see a pregnant woman with kids and no father in the picture.
- At times, I feel like when I see a pregnant woman without a wedding ring, my mind wanders.
- I do not like when I see pregnant women jay walking. (This includes women in strollers.)
- If you have on Giuseppe’s and your baby has no shoes at all, I can see how this story ends.

Why is it called, “make a woman out of” when a guy marries a woman?

Shout out to the women who don’t want to get married or have kids. May they be the best girlfriends and side pieces they can be. Respect.

Why is my computer making this weird noise?

Here’s the thing about the fake ID, it’s never cool for everyone to be getting ready to walk into the club when suddenly the bouncer says, “This is fake.”

If today is your birthday, Happy Birthday. This goes for all of you.

I really hate when people get mad at me for not saying Happy Birthday to them, it’s your birthday, not mine. Self-esteem people. In addition, with the creation of cell phones and Facebook, two things went missing. Knowledge of phone numbers and birthdays. I swear most people don’t even know their own cell phone numbers.

Busy bee, worky work. I’ll catch up with y’all.

Life is good. God is great.