Doug Billings: All good with Melissa?
Stu Price: Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it.
Phil Wenneck: Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?
Stu Price: Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight.
Phil Wenneck: Oh, so you can't go to Vegas but she can fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line?
Stu Price: Okay, first of all, he was a bartender. And she was wasted. And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her.
Phil Wenneck: And you believe that?
Stu Price: Uh, yeah, I do believe that, because she's grossed out by semen.
(Source: The Hangover)
I can’t wait for Football. I actually dream about it every night.
I regret to inform you that I have no clue what has been happening in the world for the last two days.
I do know that I take something new away from Teflon Don each time I listen to it.
It is so much harder to dodge a person than face a person.
The other day I told myself I was going to do some work from home, yeah, and then I left the work here and went home.
Has anybody seen my cat? I was keeping it in the this bag.
I have a new article up on http://bitchielife.necolebitchie.com it’s called, I Actually Like Your Weave. Please read and tweet about it.
Sorry I do not have more time, but I will be back to normal on Thursday.
Life is good. God is good.
Sometimes a life changing occurrence is a sign that your life is about to change. #simpletweet