Morning Mail - 4.20.11

Graham: It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something.
(Source: Crash)


People running for the train has got to be the funniest thing in the world.


Or when you notice that woman didn’t look at herself before leaving the house this morning.


If you don’t believe in yourself, you’ll never spend that paper. I believe in myself and therefore I deserve that and this Maybach. People think I’m playing about buying this Maybach. So when I do, don’t say shit. That’s my present to myself. Remember that, I’m going to roll up to the Oprah show in a Maybach. And now that Most just copped the Lex, then I guess I got to cop a Benz. I got my eyes on an S430. I just don’t want nothing else until I can have what I want.


“The moment I get up, I gotta get high.” – Rick Ross


Shout out to 420.


It’s supposed to be over 80 in DC today. That’s that shake your hand and bite your fist weather. The sun just hot enough to cause a glisten on her cheeks and nose. Not every girl get the opportunity to do that.


Have I ever told y’all what I would do if I suddenly had like $2 million?


1) Buy my mom a house.
2) Buy myself a Maybach.
3) Get a condo on Washington Ave. on South Beach.
4) Figure out a way to make more money.
5) Completely crossover into Vampire lifestyle. Wake up 8PM, and bed by 10AM.


Why you got nobody in your corner to tell you that outfit does nothing for you? It’s quite tragic that no one ever told you that you were pretty, I mean, they tell ANYBODY they look pretty these days. To get left out of that, something went horribly wrong.


Carmelo just about won that game last night by himself. Amar’e is p*ssy. And let me break that down. 1998, battling back spasms through the whole playoffs, but never missed a game Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman. Remember Rodman had to lay down on the floor each timeout because of the back spasms? Yeah, because even if you get in there and do a little a damage it’s better than what was on the court at the time. And that’s real. Knick fans can provide excuses for Amar’e but truth be told that’s no excuse. You know another player who plays despite back spasms? Steve Nash. And he took his team to the Conference Finals.


I have no doubt in my mind that the Celtics will sweep the Knicks now. I think the closest they could probably come was last night. It’s okay though.


The damn Lakers bet not lose tonight.


If you from up North, you don’t understand that when it’s said to you.


So this is about your job, and how sometimes you have to make a decision to tell people in your area that you do not want them socializing around you, especially when your leadership has told you to stop the socializing. I have to do this today because obviously strange looks don’t get the point across. Like don’t have those people around here. The person doesn’t care, so either I’ll say it, or I’ll just have to tell someone else to tell you.


I have no clue what Donald Trump is attempting to do with this campaign for President. I will tell you however that this will only improve his money situation. He probably don’t have a good grasp of how much money it costs to run a presidency. But in the end it will help his other ventures out. No one is electing Donald Trump as President of the United States. Now Michael Bloomberg, I could see that happening. But I’m still hoping for Michelle Obama in 2016. It’s almost 2012! We been flying through these last few years.


And my money still ain’t right.


Before I go! One last story that happened to me yesterday, a few months ago I had a manager who used to be a micromanager. Type of dude that would try and run up on you at your desk and not let you know he was looking at you for a few minutes. One time he comes by my desk and looks all the way into my screen and says, “How come you don’t increase the brightness of your computer screen, I can’t see what you’re doing.” Now originally I ignored him and leaned away from his head which was on my shoulder. But it was obvious that he was serious, so I replied, “Can you back up?”


So he got pissed. But then I was like, if you want to know what I’m doing, just ask me. So now we going back and forth. Now here’s something that you may or may not know about me. Once I actually engage in discourse with you it ends one of two ways, either I’m going to win, or I’m going to declare you nonsensical and walk away. I am never going to agree with you, period. It ain’t happening. So after a few exchanges I said to him, “Well the real reason is because my eyes are really sensitive and those bright computer screens can cause you problems after a while.”


His dumb ass.


Life is good. God is good.


Look at my wrist, look look at my wrist!