Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Morning Mail - 4.6.11

New New: I can't even believe I'm telling you this right now. You're different, Rashad. You're special.
Rashad: Special, huh? I don't know about that.
New New: I wish you could see what I see.
Rashad: [chuckling] New New.
New New: What's so funny?
Rashad: What kind of name is New New, anyway?
New New: I'm New New cause I always rock the new, new shit. Thank you.
Rashad: Well, I heard you and you homegirls don't buy none of that new, new shit.
New New: Whatever.
(Source: ATL)

If I didn’t have to be respected for my ability to judge talent this would be my favorite movie.  It’s sort of like, what’s your favorite song of all-time?  Somebody might say, “Up In Here” by DMX.  And while that’s not the greatest song of all time, it’s their favorite.  But since most people don’t know the difference between greatest and favorite it’s a hard point to make.

Anyway, I don’t know why women see things in men without any evidence to suggest it.  Now let’s think about this for a second, T.I. is a senior in high school, he’s already a janitor, he hangs out at a skating rink, and lives in a rinky dink house on the opposite side of town that you do … what exactly does New New see in him?

Women and their dumb ass nicknames.

Rashad: [to his brother] You ain't gotta be a dope boy to have money.
(Source: ATL)

Um, I wonder if Clifford Harris ever realized he said that.

Oft times most people do not want to do what they have to do in order to succeed.  Let me tell you.  There are those people who refuse to take math in order to graduate.  There are those people who refuse to stop going out and getting wasted in order to find a man with a stable lifestyle worth marrying.  A lot of this has to do with your environment.  But the only thing I can tell women or men is that in order to really get what you want in life you have to make a concerted effort and exhibit consistency.  That’s one of the BIGGEST pillars of people who can always find good partners and the ones who always struggle.  Consistency is key.

Most people whose friends are single know why their friends are single.  That’s why you got to wonder why people spend so much time on the internet searching for the internet.  Your friends know, and they bullshitting you.  This is almost like in college when a girl is getting cheated on and then gets upset at the guy and wants to cause a scene.  Dude is standing there like, “All your friends knew, and you’re mad at me?”

I got like four blogs lined up.  I’m going to touch on Phat Asses vs. Nice Asses, despite the fact that NC-17 already touched on this, I’ll do it again.  I’m writing a “F*ck Rihanna” post, just because.  #istillbeattho.  And I have something special tucked away going to tap into our inner child.

As always, say it with me, if you believe it.

Life is good. God is good.

I don’t want to talk about the Lakers anymore, bring on the Playoffs.  Bastids.


Anonymous said...

good post. looking forward to that ass post. i've been saying this but a lot of my friends get memorized by the phattest asses knowing damn well when those pants come off, cottage cheese.

oh yeah. eff clifford harris. that is all.

TellyLongLegs said...

" Consistency is key."

Ain't nothing but the truth.

Dr. J said...

Word! Like going to college in Upstate many women rocked jeans all the time, those contoured clothing made them look like they had ass. Well as they say, those jeans came off and

"booty start shaking, your moving all around..."