Thursday, March 12, 2009

I Luv Ur Girl: Really, B?!

Is it just me or does it seem that every male artist is fascinated with having some chick cheat on her man. I’m trying to figure this one out; one guy beats 100 times and in between 67 and 68 you beat once, and you are proud of that. Since when did being the side piece become the thing to brag about? Hmm… maybe that’s not the point I’m trying to make.

I think it speaks a man’s self esteem when he is infatuated with always talking about jumping off with some chick who is cheating on her man. (This information has been entered into evidence as to why I don’t trust women et ALL.) I mean, have you listened to the following artists lately: Dream, Jamie Foxx, Trey Songz (YUUUUP!), or Lil’ Wayne. They cannot get through a solid sixteen/verse without a reference to jumping off with some chick who has a boyfriend.

Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with messing with a chick who has a boyfriend, spontaneously. Well there’s something wrong with it, but hey we must all leave room for error, lol. It’s something wrong about being infatuated with it. Especially, Dream’s old monkey ass. Got dayum I can’t wait for him to stop making music videos and get back to producing music.

For me, personally usually… USUALLY when I end up seeing/dealing with a female with a boyfriend it’s because I very rarely ask the question, “Do you have a boyfriend?” I think that the burden falls on that girl to say stop or go. (I just had an epiphany, maybe that’s why every weekend I end up asking, “Wait she has a boyfriend?!” In my defense, I really feel like something emanates from my pours that attracts women with boyfriends, i'm not bragging because it's definitely a curse, not a gift.) Upon finding out either way, I’m still not at the point where I’ve reached consensus on whether or not that’s still cool or not. There are some that say, if you’re not married then you’re single, there are others who say, you should remain committed in you said you will be committed. In all honesty, I have no faith in women in either situation; therefore, I just proceed without asking the question.

Back to the men who find the need to brag about it all the time. To be honest with you, you should really feel a certain type of way about yourself, because she’s definitely defining you as the side piece. And she’s a freaking scum bag too. Yes, a man who cheats on his girlfriend with another chick is a scum bag too. (Ain’t nothing wrong with being a scum bag, as long as you admit that you’re being a scum bag.) She’s boxing you in to this, “sidepiece” box, and beware… it ain’t all its hyped up to be. You’d be alarmed if you found out that some girl doesn’t consider you boyfriend material. Grow up, that’s not an attractive trait.

So because I think it’s stupid to always brag about sleeping with someone’s girl, hell I think it’s stupid to even brag about who you’re sleeping with, I think those dudes are wack. Get a life. Here’s something worth bragging about, those women who go to the club planning to get dudes for free drinks, early AM breakfast, and a ride home without giving up any poom-poom, have sex with those women, consistently, and brag about that. At least that way, you won’t be a side piece, you’ll be winning a battle in the war.

Oh… and don’t forget; women who do that sleeping with a random guy when in a relationship, are the reason why I’ve concluded that there is no hope for me in a monogamous relationship. I know too much, I see too much, I’ve heard about it too much, I’m convinced. I’m telling you, for the time being I think I have it figured out, all’s I’m asking for is honesty. Let me know what the hell is going on and where I fall on the pecking order, and I’m good to go. (Devilish grin, hehehe, I always end up at #1 though…)


Summon
Woman
Come in
Sit down, heard you need some plumbing
Done and
I'm in
A swell mood
A rather swoll mood
Until she told me that she told (?)
That's she'll be back, she's going to the store
I didn't know she had a boyfriend, so the door
I pointed her too
I said, "Call me when ya'll break up
I don't fuck nobody bitch"
And never only Jacob, know what time it is
(Andre 3000 - Art of Storytelling Part 4)

1 comment:

thismayconcernyou.com said...

I heard some song called "Boyfriend No. 2" for the first time yesterday, and was like: "seriously? This is what's really good with cats these days? They gotta make music about being No. 2?"

I don't know if it was by one of the aforementioned artists. But it still troubled me.

That said, I've been the guy who slept with a girl who was in a relationship a few times myself. As bad as it sounds, I ain't ashamed at all. Probably wouldn't do it again considering people get more senile as they get older. I value my life.