Morning Mail - 3.27.09

Seth Davis: I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary's that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move. I remember there was this picture, of one of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrari. Blew my mind. you see shit like that, and it just plants seeds, makes you think its possible, even easy. And then you turn on the TV, and there's just more of it. The $87 Million lottery winner, that kid actor that just made 20 million o his last movie, that internet stock that shot through the roof, you could have made millions if you had just gotten in early, and that's exactly what I wanted to do: get in. I didn't want to be an innovator any more, i just wanted to make the quick and easy buck, i just wanted in. The Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker.
(Source: Boiler Room)

Nothing in this world is easy, you will have to work for it. And if you don’t you won’t love it as much when you get it.

Life is about being the first to complain. You ever been in a room that was too cold and you are wondering why the A/C is on in the middle of the winter. You go ask the building staff to turn up the heat and they inform you that others have been complaining that it was too hot so they turned up the heat in the room. You find out later that it was one lady who has on too many clothes and is only thinking about herself.

The two questions of the week are: “Based on what?” and “Who cares though?”

Remaining stealth in 2009 suffered a small dent. However, I have resumed the status and continue to move too fast, but y’all just too slow.

The stanky leg is not a song about dirty d*ck. (I feel uncomfortable saying that word)

I downloaded the Lonely Island – Incredibad, it was a pretty good album I must admit. Lyrically these guys are sneaky. They find a way to come across as corny, but they are really speaking the truth about hip hop/rap. It’s satire at its best.

Thanks to Radio, I now have the new Jim Jones album.

I had a weird dream last night. It was very indicative of the times and my thoughts about the youth. I was on a school bus and the mid section of the bus was separated with a glass separating the back seat from the front few seats. As the children were starting to get rowdy, two of the children started having sex on the bus. Like right in front of everyone… it was very weird.

I have this funny feeling that T.I. isn’t going to jail.

I have this thing about women with broad shoulders. It’s very funny. I remember being at happy hour with my friend and I was like, I’m going to talk to the bartender, and she was like, no she’s a lesbian. And I was like I don’t care. She was like, but she looks like a boy, and I was like no she looks athletic.

So yes, Michelle Rodriguez can get it. And Ellen too… on the TV baby, ;)

Kendra Wilkinson can get it.

Maya Moore can still get it with Candice Parker too… on the basketball court baby, ;)

And Kim Kardashian can get it airbrushed or not. Anyone saying anything different is not that smart.

Youtube: Creu (Enjoy)

Anna Faris cannot get it.

Have a great weekend.