First a moment to address the critics; If you are a bitch, then you know what i'd be offended too, if you aren't bitch then i'm not talking to you. (Wink at Chris Rock) This note entitled dumb bitch will talk briefly about fiscal policy, relationships and relationships.
Fiscal Policy: If your plan in life is to spend all of your money in your twenties with the hope of putting it on some random dude in marriage, you're just plain stupid. If you are a dude who takes a woman with tons a debt, then you're stupid too. Don't give me that shit, you driving a C220, living in a 2 br apartment, got two cell phones, eating out with your girls once a week, going shopping in gtown, on 5th ave, or on ocean....and you work as a front desk attendant, BULLSHIT, you're spending 98% of your monthly income and you know. Talking about you saving...you got $34 in your checking account on the 14th of the month, praying that that 15th come real real really fast.
Relationships: And don't nobody get a bee in their panties/boxers with this one. But men and women need to learn when they are jump offs. I'll use men for this example and hopefully you listen fast, so I ain't gotta talk slow. If your "homegirl" calls you and says, "Hey my girls are in town and we wanna have fun, get some of your boys and come over." Chances are....you are just the entertianment for the evening. 2) And most importantly, since when do a group of friends not tell each other every thing, and that's all I want to say about that.
Relationships: Recently, while listening to WPGC 95.5 Love Talk & Slow Jams, I realized that there are some weirdos out here. Really unhealthy relationships going on out here. Please, don't let a left hook be your cue to exit stage left. If the average tone of voice in your relationship is screaming, exit stage LEFT. And if his/her speech is slurred whenever talking to you, go to sleep and lock your door.good morning NY, good afternoon DC, good night America.
No comments:
Post a Comment