Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Morning Mail - 4.7.09

Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
(Source: Knocked Up)

Shit, that was a funny ass movie.

Did anybody see that wack ass game last night?! In Michigan State’s defense no one should have expected anything better, they were kind of overmatched.

Plaxico Burress is a damn fool. He just can’t stay out of trouble. I also think he’s overrated and if anyone would like to look up his stats, prove me wrong. When he was in Pittsburgh they said he was consistently performing under potential, what changed? Oh yeah, he won a ring. This from the same people who hated Eli guts 60 minutes before he won the Super Bowl.

Please note King Magazine is not going away, just the print form is going away. You can still get your fix online. Buy a laptop and privacy screen, loser.

The strip club’s biggest night is Monday. Now you know, plan accordingly.

Mel B can get it.
Adriana Lima can get it.
Chanel Iman…. Reach out and grab something only you can feel, she can get it.

And I’m going to go ahead post this because it’s like 4:30 and I have no other mail.

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